Ouch! Not my bird-flipping finger!?!?
The tragedy...
So I'm in Wal-Mart and I'm just picking up a few things...panty hose, etc...and I decide that I want spaghetti for dinner, so I think to myself, 'I wonder if they have any chicken meatballs or meatless meatballs' and I wander into the freezer section. I spot the meatless meatballs, open the freezer door to grab a bag and review the nutritional information - decide that there's too much fat and it's not worth the money if I can only have 4, so I place the meatless balls back in the freezer and go to close the door. Instead of the door closing, it slams on my finger - hurts like nobody's business, but I don't want to make a scene, so I walk away swearing casually under my breath - 'don't look at the finger - you can ignore the pain Fick!' I continue my shopping looking for some crystal light singles (which I think have been discontinued) when I look down at my finger and see that the door ripped a CHUNK of skin off my finger and it is bleeding quite heavily with the skin hanging by only one or two cells. Rapid search through my purse for a bandaid with no success, so I wrap my finger in my glove, tying it around the wound to stop the bleeding and quickly make my way to the checkout, keeping my finger elevated (I took off the glove at this point) - so I'm sure many people wondered why I was flipping them a bleeding bird. I paid for my stuff and got the heck out of there driving home with my middle finger extended upwards for the entire drive - I think I'm lucky I didn't get shot! It probably isn't really that bad a cut, but it is seriously a large chunk and it hurts like heckers! I'm almost certain I will have a scar :(
It is still throbbing now...I think I might sue!
C.R.